Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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ewrg

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Miami Heat.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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