Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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He walked in a bar

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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call me maybe.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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bob saget

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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