What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Women's rights.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Politics

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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world peace

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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who drinks pee? katness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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