Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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