how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Get in the Batmobile.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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lol a man is drowning

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Your Mom!!!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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