Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Windows Vista

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Anti Joke

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