Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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