A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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