What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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