What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Arrow to the Knee

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Dick spice

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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