This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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PENIS that is all

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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