What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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