did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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No, Trinidad.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Canadians

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Anti Joke

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