Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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An asian without a future.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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12 in general

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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