- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

It says so on your cap.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

elen degeneres is straight....

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Passing by

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

butt sex

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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