a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Ham sandwich

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How old is your mom Dead

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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