How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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drew edminstin is a rat

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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