When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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