What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Punching a baby

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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