Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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