A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Canada's army

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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This is not a good joke.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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