What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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