Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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That's not what she said.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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