- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

I only like NY as a friend.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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