A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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knock knock you may come in

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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mental kid

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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