A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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tea with milk?

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A black person dies.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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