What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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