What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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That's Racist

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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