Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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