A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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boobs

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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You

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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eoin burgin is fat

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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