Black people

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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apple pie.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Hi

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