What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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thomas!!!!

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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