why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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