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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Boys have swag, real men have class

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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