What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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poo is yummy

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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boner

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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