- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Oliver's friends

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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