Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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