Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's an Anti Joke?

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How High is a Chinese man

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Michael Brown

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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