Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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