A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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