Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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