Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Yes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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