A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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toast points

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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aodhan hearty

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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