Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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