- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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