Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How High is a Chinese man

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Michael Brown

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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He walked in a bar

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Anti Joke

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