What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

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