wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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I have an erection My mom!

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Women's rights

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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