What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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10inch nice

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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