Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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