Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Anti Joke

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