"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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