why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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I am Skaldak!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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