What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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