How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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bitches be crafty.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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You have friends

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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