What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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8=D

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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