Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a potato flew around my room

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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