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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Your sex life.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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