Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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