A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Penis.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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