what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Women's Rights Movement

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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