why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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gays

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Llamaworm

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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