why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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