roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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an athiest walks into a church

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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all hail based mark

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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