Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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womans having rights.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A guy walks into a bar

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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