why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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