Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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giddy goat

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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