If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Anti Joke

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