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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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