How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Testicles.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Anti Joke

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