What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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aodhan hearty

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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