This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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boo

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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