what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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