Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

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