Jimmy Saville

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Rebecca Black's career.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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