A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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