Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Hummer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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