What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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