guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

cheese

black people. that is all...

Flop dog

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Anti Joke

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