.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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11111

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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123 f*ck off

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Your life That's the joke

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