Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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