Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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penus

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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France had one revolution

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Anti Joke

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