Women's rights

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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