Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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