What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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