- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

I'm hungry.

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