a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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So I was walking down the road today

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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