Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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