Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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