- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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