Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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wow garlic, yum

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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