What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Logan's gay

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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This is my joke. funny

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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