How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Looks through the peephole.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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