Your mum is dead

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

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