Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Gadaffi

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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