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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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