knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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