How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Paige

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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