What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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woman's rights

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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An asian without a future.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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