- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's big and purple? Barney

When life throws you lemons, duck.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

raisin boogers

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.