What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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