Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Politics

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Z.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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