why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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