A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Potato!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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