Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

That's as gay as AIDS.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

João Duarte reads this.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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