What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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