A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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YOU

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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An antijoke

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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balls

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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