happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Jesus was a good guy

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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The chicken crossed the road.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Your mother

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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