I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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