How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

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