Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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pedophile

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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