- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.