why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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your father died

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Jasper sucks.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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poop

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