How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Itookasipasoda

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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69.... is a number

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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