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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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