Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Slavery lol

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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