roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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TIMMY

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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