A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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2 Penises

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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