A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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