- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what is a bracket? a bracket

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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