whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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I can't see my forehead

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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