Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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