Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Anyone can post anything.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Butt Sex.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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