Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Penis!

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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