No. Yes.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Anti Joke

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