A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A guy walks into a bar

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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