So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Anti Joke

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