Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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This is my joke. funny

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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