Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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