Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Wheelchair high jump

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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