Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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