Jerry.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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