Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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