Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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rarw

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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