black people. that is all...

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Flop dog

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Jesus Christ

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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