What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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epic win?

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Women's rights

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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