wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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