cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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