Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Your sex life.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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World Of Warcraft

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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