- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock runs away laughing

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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