Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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good one jess !!

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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