knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Ben Affleck

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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