Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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heads up!

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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The NBA lockout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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