Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Anti Joke

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