How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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your mom

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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