Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

penus

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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