Whats 1+1? window!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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