Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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