What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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scientology.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Women's Rights.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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melon

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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