POOP.....People Order Our Patties

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

knock knock who's there police

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hellen Keller

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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