Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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