How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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