a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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