Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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