Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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