-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Your mom

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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