what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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